On Thursday September 30th around 8pm local time, a scene unfolded that was not expected. The crime occurred near Loca Boba, next to the corner of Beaumont Av, and Scorfield St.
A Ferrari 812 Superfast was set ablaze by what a few bystanders reported as a small bomb. Pink and purple glitter rained down from the blast, but the flames were not extinguished in time to save the car. All that remained after the fire department arrived on scene was a burned out chassis, a license plate, and half-melted glitter on the pavement.
We reached out to the registered owner, Kerrigan O’Malley, for comment, but only received back: “You c**ts better hope that vodka gives you super powers.”
The Gazette doesn’t know to whom she is specifically referencing, but Las Almas Sheriff’s department is offering a reward of $1,000.00 for any information leading to an arrest. Alternatively, you can send your statement to the Gazette, for a chance to win a free laptop valued at $1,200.00!